i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post
There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting.
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Fetuses are given more humanity than civilians from countries that are considered “threats”.
reblogging this until i die
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
i don’t consider myself hip
i’m like
shoulder
I said this to my dad and he said “no, you’re an ass.”
